a little bit about me ...
I live in New York City with my lovely wife Jillian and our two amazing dogs. When I'm not eating, sleeping or walking the dogs, I plan and execute marketing strategies for small businesses.get in touch
A few fun facts about Simon
I was not always a city slicker
Although I live in New York now, and previously spent many years in Chicago, I was born and raised a simple country boy amongst the cow pastures and hayfields of Maine, riding horses and tipping cows.
I was educated in Oxford, England ...
… okay okay so it was at a public school when I was eight years old… Equally impressive; I entered college in 1983, changed my major four times, took a semester off that lasted twenty years, and finally graduate in 2007.
I love animals ...
… especially dogs, and especially my dogs: Bongo – half black lab and half gazelle – and Penelope – a Chiweenie licking machine who was rescued from under a bush on an island.
I dream about bell curves and confidence intervals
I really struggled with math in schools, but now I read math books for fun. After struggling with a concept that at first seems beyond my capability, it clicks into to my hard wiring permanently, and affects how I perceive everything in the world moving forward. My true love is statistics – the math that perfectly describes imperfection.
My MBTI is INTP
… known by “some” for their “brilliant theories and unrelenting logic – in fact, INTP’s are considered the most logically precise of all the personality types.” We are also the most humble of all personality types. … by far.
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