a little bit about me ...

I live in New York City with my lovely wife Jillian and our two amazing dogs. When I'm not eating, sleeping or walking the dogs, I plan and execute marketing strategies for several small businesses which I co own.

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A few fun facts about Simon

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    I love animals ...

    … especially dogs, and especially my dogs: Bongo – half black lab and half gazelle – and Penelope – a Chiweenie licking machine who came from under a bush on an island.

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    I was educated in Oxford, England ...

    … okay okay so it was at a public school when I was eight years old… Equally impressive; I entered college in 1983, changed my major four times, took a semester off that lasted twenty years, and finally graduate in 2007.

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    I was not always a city slicker

    Although I live in New York now, and previously spent many years in Chicago, I was born and raised a simple country boy amongst the cow pastures and hayfields of Maine, riding horses and tipping cows.

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    My MBTI is INTP

    … known by “some” for their “brilliant theories and unrelenting logic – in fact, INTP’s are considered the most logically precise of all the personality types.” We are also the most humble of all personality types. … by far.

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Simon Baier
325 East 64th Street
New York, NY 10065
(646) 470-8425

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